Category Archives: News Flashes

Weltaanschaaung – a matter of taste

We hear that Engineers have begun a major upgrade of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC). It should double the energy of what is already the most powerful particle accelerator in the world, and we are told, it will lead us … Continue reading

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Chinese Population Control

Its good to see that despite the Chinese national attempt at population control that has led to the abortion of females to the extent that there are now 30 million more men than women in the age group 25-30, that … Continue reading

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Meteorites, dinosaurs and the Human Virus

The Russians have reported a meteorite strike last night that injured 400 and we are told that a rather large one, a real earth killer will pass INSIDE the ring of geosynchronous satellite orbits tonight. A cold chill ran up and down … Continue reading

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Blade Runner

Blade runner Oscar Pistorious, the South African who has competed in the Olympic Games wirth two artificial legs and a veritable icon in his own country has been arrested on charges of murder after shooting his wife. He may have … Continue reading

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Little Pudgy Kim is at it again

Little Pudgy Kim Jong un, barely out of high school and loooking as though he rather enjoys wading through lavish state banquets while 60 % of his people are on starvation rations is at it again, playing with North Koreas … Continue reading

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The Downfall and Demise of Liverpool Football Club

God knows that I love my LIverpool Football Club and that they are the basis of my very emotional life. ASk my friends, they will confirm it a thousandfold. But I am now becoming weary of all the bollocks associated … Continue reading

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Wayne Rooney and his Hooker

Wayne Rooney in his book (can he write?) would have us believe that a transfer request was the biggest mistake in his career. He is confused. The biggest mistake in his career was screwing hookers while his wife was pregnant, … Continue reading

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To Shave or not to Shave – the Shaving of Major Hasan

AS you all should know, a certain Major Hassan went bonkers at Fort Hood and initiated a massacre at the recruitment center. He did not want to be posted to Afghan so went on a shooting spree, killing 13 and … Continue reading

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Billions of new Black Holes cornered

always suspected that their was something spectacular hiding behind all that dust in the comsos and now I have neen proven right. Scientists using the latest whizz-bang technology called WISE that co-operated with the dust to allow it to have … Continue reading

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Everything is inside out

Well, now we have news from sunny South Africa that the police have fired on Mine Workers and killed a whole bunch of them. Now had this happended 30 yers ago the entire world would have been up in arms … Continue reading

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