Category Archives: Gossip

Strauss-Kahn and his Moral Failing

Now does not that just make you shake your head. This Dominique Strauss-Kahn tabloid that continues to enfold. Well now he is back in France and has had his moment on French television. The thing that makes me want to … Continue reading

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Exclusive interview with Torres! Read all about it!

Torres in a tearful interview with an undisclosed Spanish local rag, stated that he was devastated at having to leave Liverpool for Chelsea. He did not know at the time that Chelsea was a London club. He thought that it … Continue reading

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Existential Dilemmas

Spaniards have a propensity for speaking in riddles which even they do not understand. Existential projections on a level with the highest metaphysical philosophy abound. Raul Meireles, recently departed (good riddance) Liverpool for Chelsea with an enigmatic reference to broken … Continue reading

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Telephone Terror

I’m into statistics today so here’s a report from Holland about a stalker. A Dutch woman really got hung-up on a man, even though he really did not want anything to do with her. Anyway, she was so invasive for … Continue reading

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Memoirs of an Airhead. Jackie Kennedy

Tapes of an interview that Jackie Kennedy gave a few months after husband John was assasinated in Dallas have been released, God only knows why. Anyway the tabloids will just soak it up and I thought I would get in … Continue reading

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Backstage in Beijing

Biden and Ji Pingpong have started their smokescreen talks in front of the worlds press while the boys in the backrooms have started their’s. I can imagine what its about. “OK so we would like you to remember that as … Continue reading

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Mosquitoes, Gene-Manipulation and Collateral Damage

Hello hello, whats going on here then? The friendly London Bobby’s of old may have been replaced by the shield-wielding thugs of today, but the expression they were once famous for is now being used by the female mosquito population. … Continue reading

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The Sunday Papers

I recall with joy, as a child, my father popping off early on a Sunday to pick up the Sunday newspapers. After breakfast we would divide up the loot and lie about all day reading the news of the week. … Continue reading

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Cocaine

It is reported that nearly seven tonnes of cocaine seized from a submarine-like craft near Honduras is unloaded by the US Coast Guard in Miami, Florida. Now that is a huge amount of cocaine, making noses all over the globe … Continue reading

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Zorro, Zorro, Zorro

The news is that “Spain’s Prime Minister Jose Luis Zapatero has been forced to postpone his holiday as investors continue to flee his country’s debt”. He has mobilized the National Guard (I think they have one) and deployed them all … Continue reading

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