Category Archives: Gossip

Weltaanschaaung – a matter of taste

We hear that Engineers have begun a major upgrade of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC). It should double the energy of what is already the most powerful particle accelerator in the world, and we are told, it will lead us … Continue reading

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Obama the plaguerist – I Had a Dream

Well Obama has certainly done his homework. First he brings in BIll Clinton to explain his policies as both he and Hilary do not, they (the policies) being the work of a committee, where he has only learnt the punch-lines. … Continue reading

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Rambling along

Now it would not surprise me for a second if the fifth day of unrest in Cairo is being instigated by the Muslim Brotherhood, in an attempt to get the army to over-react. Sending their version of the Sturmabteilung onto … Continue reading

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Poor Doctor Conrad Murray

Boy O Boy, do I feel sorry for Conrad Murray, the doctor that took a job with the pedophile, drug addict Michael Jackson. He should have known better. Michaels dancing days were over and he was a load of trouble. … Continue reading

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On Racism in Sport and otherwise

O dear, the football pansies are all up in arms about racist comments and get deeply offended when a black player calls them whitey and the other way round. Political correctness has now driven all spicey racial talk into the … Continue reading

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The Importance of Fibre and Potassium in School Lunches

The US Senate seems determined to block every Obama initiative coming their way. This time it has blocked a proposal by the Obama administration to mreduce the amount of potatoes in school lunches. By potatoes I am all sure you … Continue reading

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Todays Quiz. Why are Harry Belafonte and Ron Reagan Alike?

Harry Belafonte fell asleep during a live interview. Good on him. Just the thing to do.All those boring questions. Ronald Reagan fell asleep during cabinet meetings, which was also the wisest thing to do. His policy was that he was … Continue reading

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Used Car Salesman from Texas Charged with the Saudi Ambassador PLot

A Used car saleman in Texas has been charged with the attempted murder of the Saudi Arabian Amabassador to the United States. He was up to all sorts of nasty business together with the Iranian Revolutionary GUard, when not selling … Continue reading

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Heinous Iranian Plot Uncovered to Kill the Saudi Ambassador to the USA

Well yet another brilliant undercover action in the USA bordering on entrapment¬†has revealed a heinous plot by the wicked Iranians to kill the Saudi Ambassador to The USA. In a great leap of logic bordering on the metaphysical, unveiling this … Continue reading

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Bilbo Baggins Born this day, in 1209, Shire reckoning

In 1209, Shire reckoning, Bilbo Baggins was born, on this day, 22nd Septemeber. An illustrious birth that reminds us that we are but the stuff that dreams are made of. Tolkien should know.     ¬©Howard Gamble 22nd September 2011

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