Its a little known fact that all American fighter pilots and battalion commanders plus special forces are on perfromance enhancing drugs enabling them to feats of great endurance. Yoo Ha.
Lance Armstrong, American style is now to have an interview with the black lolita.
Whether he confesses or not he remains one of the great sporting heroes of my life, winning a race that is not designed by mortals and that simply cannot be completed lest endured without some form of assistance. 7 time winner of the most grueling test on earth besides trying to join one of the special forces. All praise to the man who brought light and awe into my family for almost a decade after we saw him win in Oslo way back in time.