Kates Tits

So the paparazzi have managed to get pics of Kates tits and published them. Not much to look at if you ask me. Come to Norway if you really want to see Tits of the highest possible quality, on beaches, in parks, swimming pools, forests, wherever. IT will blow you mind.
Glorious stuff. Made both me and Leonard Cohen great admirers of the country. Leonard once heald a concert on an island in Norway and every single womean bared her breasts for the duration of his concert. The police loved it, everyone loved it. Norwegians live in deep community with nature and nudity is a normal state of existence. Tits are IN!
“Disgusting” “Reprehensible” “Disgracful” are the headlines in England. The fact that the tits have been published or the actual state of the tits himself is left unclear- Methinks an interview with the Prince Royal is in order to put our minds at rest, but just between you and me, Kates Tits are mediocre as tits go. Perhaps a little job all in the quiet? That she borders on the Anorexic is another mmatter, of graver concern.

©Howard Gamble
13.09.2012

©Howard Gamble
13.09.2012

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