Wayne Rooney and his Hooker

Wayne Rooney in his book (can he write?) would have us believe that a transfer request was the biggest mistake in his career. He is confused. The biggest mistake in his career was screwing hookers while his wife was pregnant, the fat lazy slob.

Wayne Rooneys Diversion at 1350 pounds per night

Interesting that both the transfer request and the hooker-screwing scandal were simultaneous. One can almost suspect that Fergie had a hand in the smokescreen and cover-up. May his (Rooneys) thigh problems continue to plague him. He is not needed anyway now that Van Persie has taken over. And may his wife kick him in the balls.

©Howard Gamble

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