Another Monumental Liverpudlian Season-Opening Cock-Up

I have been so depressed since Sunday when Arsenal beat Liverpool at ANfield, heralding in the worst season start in half-a-century, with yet another untried manager bowing his head as low as the relegation zone and the American owners writing an open letter showing that they know nothing about football.I know that if Skretl had not made his monumental cock-up against City the week before another text whould be being written now but its not. Three games, one point and trouble between the coach and management before the season has even gotten into its stride. Not even that, but talk of Owen being brought in as UNited did. Even I agree that that may be the best we can do until we get Carroll back, which will solve nothing.
Not even Wayne Rooneys toosie trouble is lifting my depression. The only thing that will do so is victory againt UNited next week and thats hoping for a lot, although when we do play them we transform into another team entirely.
Once again a lot of hype before the season start and then a disastrous beginning. Not a single problem from last season solved, only new cracks appearing. Tight-fisted American owners with Ideas of eternal youth, and a Mick trainer of middle-to-low standard. Perhaps we should loan him out to the Red Sox to work on his accounting and get their pitcher to manage us in the interim. On half-pay?

I’m so pisssed off I’m not even going to put in a picture.

©Howard Gamble
04.09.2012

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